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The Archer Alignment Chart | Slacktory
I made up the axes because everyone on this show is chaotic neutral.
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Notes My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh my godI changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now. When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down. I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words. They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O. We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz. Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils? Broken pencils are pointless. I tried to catch some fog, but I mist. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on. I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough. Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes. A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy. The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault. Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too. -
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NotesGrandmas watch Kardashian sex tape. THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE SEEN ALL DAY. I laughed SO so much. I love these women. Thank you Reddit for finding this
Can these women PLEASE be my grandmothers?
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Heartwarming Tearjerker of the Day: Who can make it through all 18 of these heartbreakers with nary a tear? Only someone without a soul. “That first video should’ve been batting clean-up instead of lead-off,” one Reddit user said. Challenge accepted.
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Heartwarming Tearjerker of the Day: Who can make it through all 18 of these heartbreakers with nary a tear? Only someone without a soul. “That first video should’ve been batting clean-up instead of lead-off,” one Reddit user said. Challenge accepted.
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Notes[Flash 10 is required to watch video]Josh Hutcherson getting trolled out of his mind at the NYC premiere of ‘The Hunger Games’.
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Notes[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]20,466 playsWar of the Roses - Lady Gaga
I’m actually pissed this wasn’t on the album.
wow this slays every fucking song she ever wrote
fuckkkkkkkkkk
je ne peux pas
Perfection.
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BROADWAY/MOVIE MUSICAL SOUNDTRACK MASTER POST
Click link to download. Each soundtrack is in a .zip file.PLEASE NOTE: I am aware that there are many, many musicals missing. This is just a partial collection of some of the most popular musicals. Please don’t complain in my ask if your favourite musical didn’t make the list. There are literally hundreds of incredible musicals.
OBC = Original Broadway Cast
OOBC = Original Off-Broadway Cast
OMC = Original Movie Cast
BRC = Broadway Revival CastA Chorus Line (OBC)
A New Brain (OOBC)
Across The Universe (OMC)
American Idiot (OBC)
Annie Get Your Gun (OBC)
Avenue Q (OBC)
Beauty and the Beast (OBC)
Billy Elliot (OBC)
Burlesque (OMC)
Cabaret (OBC)
Cats (OBC)
Chicago (OMC)
Dreamgirls (OMC)
Evita (OBC)
Fame (2009) (OST)
Fiddler on the Roof (OBC)
Footloose (OBC)
Funny Girl (OBC)
Godspell (OBC)
Grease (OMC)
Guys and Dolls (OBC)
Gypsy (OBC)
Hairspray (OBC)
Hairspray (OMC)
Hair (OBC)
Hello, Dolly! (OBC)
How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying (1995) (BRC)
In The Heights (OBC)
Into The Woods (OBC)
Jekyll and Hyde (OBC)
Jersey Boys (OBC)
Jesus Christ Superstar (OBC)
La Cage Aux Folles (OBC)
Legally Blonde The Musical (OBC)
Les Misérables (OBC)
Little Shop Of Horrors (OMC)
Love Never Dies (OBC)
Mamma Mia! (OMC)
Miss Saigon (OBC)
Memphis (OBC)
Monty Python’s Spamalot (OBC)
Moulin Rouge (OMC)
Next To Normal (OBC)
Nine (OMC)
Oklahoma! (OBC)
Oliver! (OBC)
Once Upon a Mattress (1997) (BRC)
Priscilla, Queen of the Desert (OBC)
Promises, Promises (BRC)
Reefer Madness (OMC)
RENT (OBC)
RENT (OMC)
Seussical The Musical (OBC)
Shrek The Musical (OBC)
South Pacific (OBC)
Spring Awakening (OBC)
Sweeney Todd (OMC)
The Lion King (OBC)
The Phantom of the Opera (OBC)
The Producers (OBC)
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (OMC)
The Sound Of Music (OMC)
Thoroughly Modern Millie (OBC)
West Side Story (OBC)
Wicked (OBC)
The Wiz (OBC)
13 (OBC)
25th Annual Putnam Spelling Bee (OBC)
42nd Street (OBC)So worth reblogging.
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Anchorman 2 gets the green light
It’s the news we’ve been waiting to bring you for a good few years now, and finally it’s happening: Paramount has agreed terms with Will Ferrell and Adam McKay to give the green light to Anchorman 2!
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LES MIZ TRAILER. LES MIZ TRAILER. LES MIZ TRAILER.
AAHHHH FUCK YOUUUUU I LOVE THIS SHIT GREW UP ON THIS SHOW LOVE IT FUCKKKKK...
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I refuse to believe this isn’t Tilda Swinton’s Twitter account.
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The Archer Alignment Chart | Slacktory
I made up the axes because everyone on this show is chaotic neutral.
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idk about you guys but this makes me hysterical
it looks so SUCCESSFUL
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THIS SPOT IS SO GOOD IT BROKE THEIR WEBSITE.
This is the best commercial I’ve seen this year. That’s not...
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Pardon my beauty.
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Can you survive the zombie apocalypse? There are a series of locations around the city. You must find your way to each without being caught by...
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Damn Nature U Majestic of the Day: Henry Jun Wah Lee journeys through the expansive wilderness of America’s southwest — from Monument Valley and...
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Holy Crap What of the Day: Henry & Aaron’s ad...
